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There's two of you?
When we were to get married, our pastor recommended an afternoon wedding and not to travel too far afterwards, because he felt that the "first night" should be special and way too often, newlyweds are too exhausted and tired to really enjoy each other and the gift of sex that God had given them. Anyway, we took his advice... had a 2:00 p.m. wedding and it was short and sweet. However, my wife thought she should talk (a lot) to EVERYONE at the reception. We ended up being the last ones to leave and only after the janitors kicked us out of the church.
We only had to drive 40 miles to a nice little town where I had booked the honeymoon sweet over the phone. Needless to say, I was very anxious to get there and unpack and "undress" my lovely bride and share our first sexual experience together. We parked and took our bags to the front desk of this nice hotel and I said that "Mr. and Mrs. so and so were here to check in to the honeymoon suite." And then the hotel clerk replied, "Oh... there are two of you? For two people, that will be an extra $10.00." I couldn't believe it... but I certainly wasn't going to argue with the man. I had "things to do", and "people to SEE" (if you know what I mean). It was kind of upsetting, but I was in a hurry.
It's now years later, and we still laugh at that crazy situation, but believe me, it was definitely worth waiting for.
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